"Shasya, You Are Not Very Trusted"

I’m pretty certain that the world joins together to conspire against me. Every second day I get an e-mail telling me that I’m not very trusted. Courtesy, Facebook. Now, who in the world wants to be repeatedly reminded of their lack of recognition as a good friend, amongst their friends? I mean, I’ll get there, sometime. But give me a chance!

And there, again, “Message from Facebook: Shasya, you are not very trusted.”

Yes facebook, totally. And when I bust your system, you’re not gonna be able to trust me with another account either! Heck. Gah.


Who do you think works behind the scenes here? Whose ideas are these, being put up on public websites, to make people feel a little worse about their being? I’m not saying I’m particularly upset or anything. But it IS, sort of, exasperating. And I DO HAVE the friends. Oh yes I do. I’m definitely not one of those loner losers who walk around alone and smell their pits every five minutes to check if it is body odour that keeps people away from them. No, no. I’m categorically not there. I have friends. So I’m not too concerned. Trusted or not, there’s something that works for me. But think about the other lot, the pathetic sort. Imagine having to be a sore loser and then being reminded about it everyday, by a device that was, ironically enough, invented to make life simpler.

“Message from facebook: So-n-so, You are not very popular”.

No, I don’t get these “you are not very popular” ones. On the contrary I keep getting the ‘”A friend voted for you as Popular”. Hell yeah, I know. Get over it.
I just keep get the ones about not being too trusted.
Yeah, alright! I really don’t want to know about my lack of fidelity, anymore.
So very weird.

But then, like Udit Thakre puts it “To me, weirdness is tranquility”.

I upturn my glass to that.